Whilst The Christmas Bells Are Swinging…..

Sun, Dec 6, 2009

Self Improvement

Christmas is a time to celebrate the Birth of Christ; a time to be jubilant and  spend with families, friends and loved ones. So whilst the  Christmas  bells  are swinging  here are a few  tips  to help you get the best out of Christmas ……..

 

1, Don’t  become too naughty over your Christmas Dinner – it may end up looking like this

 party madness

2. Don’t eat too much Christmas Dinner – You most certainly would not feel comfortable afterwards.

Toon Turkey Roaster in Pilgrim Hat

3. Don’t Eat Junk Food – it’s certainly not good for your health even at Christmas.

4. Don’t eat too much chocolate- You don’t want to be sick the following day

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5.Don’t weigh yourself – it most likely will   depress you!

These Jeans Don't Fit Anymore!

 6.Don’t get into Arguments. – It’s not worth the time and energy!

7.Don’t be too Careful or Careless – Just be you and enjoy.

8.Don’t talk too much – you wouldn’t want to say what you will regret later.

arguing parents

 9. Don’t get drunk - you most defiantly will be left with a hang over !

Drunk

10. Don’t Drink and drive –  You most certainly will love to see  next Christmas !

 

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11.  Don’t Swear  – It  simply spoils the fun…

Flipping the Bird - Furious Girlie Edition

 

 12.  Don’t go  out to Night Clubs on Your Own – Life is too short to endanger it.!

burglar

14.  Don’t sleep too much- You might forget to cook your Christmas Dinner.

Forgets to cook xmas dinner

Forgets to cook xmas dinner

15..  Don’t take over time – Your Family may miss you. 

16.  Don’t Sleep on the Job – Your boss may Fire  You!

 Afro-American businessman sleeping on the keyboard

 

  17.  Don’t get pregnant – You may end up with 5  at  ago!

Group of adorable toddlers in Christmas hats packing presents

18. Don’t spend too much money – You wouldn’t want to spend January Broke.

19.  Don’t renovate your house –  The work man most certainly will charge you more.

Stress Man

 20.  Don’t drink too much Coffee-  It’s not good for you health.

21.   Don’t drink too Much Coke –   it’s not good either for your health.

22.  Don’t Smoke – its smells and is becoming too expensive.

Crushing a cigarette

 24.  Don’t Break Up – wait till after Christmas.

25.  Don’t make false Promises  -  it’s not worth the pain.

26. Don’t give your heart away-  it wouldn’t not leap out of your body unless you give it out .

Woman talking angrily to man

PS start to enjoy the Christmas season and try not to  forget our “Don’t list ” .. . …Remember if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree.” ~ Charlotte Carpenter.

 I want to seize this opportunity to say  thanks a lot to   Alex . O , Maureen, Florence, John, Ade ,Kalvin and  Marie Ann  and everyone one  who was around that  helped compile this list. :)

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18 Responses to “Whilst The Christmas Bells Are Swinging…..”

  1. Jackie Durkee Says:

    Too cute! Thanks for the reminder. I’m going to love this Christmas. It is all about Christ.
    Devotions at http://www.FaithfulThoughtSpot.wordpress.com

  2. kay Says:

    this is good food for thought even thour its good humour. great thoughts
    kay

  3. Cathy Voisard Says:

    LOL! Thanks for an enjoyable list! Merry Christmas!

  4. BK Says:

    Definitely a good list to have. I am all for the don’t drink and drive. Christmas is a joyful time and we really need to relax and not to overly stress over it. :)

  5. Sunil Prabhu Says:

    Good one Fati.. Way to go.. I could do with some Xmas cheer

    Take care

  6. Tamara Says:

    This is the best blog I’ve read in a while.This list is just perfect! I made a mistake,if you decide to swing by my blog,you’ll see what I mean.But I am no criminal and am just thankful I’m allowed to spend this Christmas w/ my family…and I’ll take this list to heart.In fact copy/paste and prolly print it out,as Christmas really DOES tend to overwhelm alot of people.In turn,people do things they wouldn’y normally do the rest of the year.
    Awesome post!
    huggggs*

  7. nothingprofound Says:

    Wow, Fatima, that’s a lot of don’ts. Have a happy, peaceful holiday!

  8. Cheryl Says:

    Good Xmas guide – thanks Fatimo!! Wishing you a very happy Christmas and prosperous New year!!

    Cxx

  9. Zarina Says:

    This is hilarious! Good work!! :-)

  10. Ade Says:

    Nice and funny. Enjoy your Xmas.xxxxxx

  11. chuwie Says:

    i really like your post…

    FUNNY and TRUE…

    keep blogging:)

    merry christmas in advance…

  12. Zeenat{Positive Provocations} Says:

    Wow.,what an awesome dont list :)
    I love it. The pictures really captured me ;)
    I am surely going to remember this one for sure.
    Youre right you know..the spirit of the season is always in our hearts…..
    Lots of love
    Zeenat.

  13. Fatima Da Says:

    @Zeenat @Chuwie @Jackie @Kay @Cathy @BK @Sunil @Tamara @NP @Cheryl @Zazina @Ade …. A big thank You for stopping by and leaving a comment …. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in Advance .. :) :)

  14. suzen Says:

    Hi Fatima!
    Thanks for leaving a comment while visiting my blog! I so appreciate it! This was a dynamite list here – and the pictures you posted make the messages come alive – not just words.

    I wish you and everyone joy and peace – let it spill into 2010 and grow beyond the holidays!
    Hugs,
    suZen

  15. ZuzannaM Says:

    Wonderful article!

    I like to wish you a joyful Christmas. May the new born Jesus blesses you through out the coming year.

  16. Walter Says:

    I will certainly remember all of this, especially the drinking and eating part. :-)

  17. Fatima Da Says:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to @Walter @ZuzannaM @Suzen, Thanks for popping Round :)

  18. reyah Says:

    ooohhh, i love chocolate…cant help not to eat on christmas eve.

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